The Signs as Benedict Cumberbatch
Aries: Boobytrap Clombyclomp
Taurus: Bumbleshack Charizard
Gemini: Bourgeoisie Capitalist
Cancer: Blenderdick Crucifix
Leo: Broccoli Chickenstrips
Virgo: Blubberbutt Crumplehorn
Libra: Bedlington Creamsicle
Scorpio: Bulbasaur Banglesnatch
Sagittarius: Buckingham Cankersore
Capricorn: Bumberstump Chickenbroth
Aquarius: Blasphemy Cabbagepatch
Pisces: Bodybuild Oxfordshire